"When I'm cleaning the kitchen, I put a Pyrex mixing bowl full of water into the microwave and set the timer for five minutes—that gives the water time to boil. As soon as the timer beeps, I carefully take the bowl out of the microwave and wipe down the walls. The steam from the boiling water has loosened up any [food] left from a certain man in the house who doesn't cover what he heats up. Then, after the water cools, I can use it for watering plants." —cl-ginaegg